CAMPAIGN STATUS: ACTIVE
For Operative Candidates
from District 2
NY, NJ, PA, CT
and beyond
FAST 'N DIRTY INSTRUCTIONS
in 3 dumbass-proof steps
STEP 1
After you've read Steps 2 and 3, download the free ClueKeeper app on your phone or tablet from here:
in 3 dumbass-proof steps
STEP 1
After you've read Steps 2 and 3, download the free ClueKeeper app on your phone or tablet from here:
STEP 2
Create a player account with a gmail or google account
STEP 3
Select
Enter Hunt Code
then enter:
BIKERS
or
To play on an existing team:
Do not Enter Hunt Code.
Just ask someone from the existing team you want to join to add you using your username or email
STEP 3.1
Play whenever you want,
solo, in a team, or organize a group Mission ride
(instructions below)
Create a player account with a gmail or google account
STEP 3
Select
Enter Hunt Code
then enter:
BIKERS
or
To play on an existing team:
Do not Enter Hunt Code.
Just ask someone from the existing team you want to join to add you using your username or email
STEP 3.1
Play whenever you want,
solo, in a team, or organize a group Mission ride
(instructions below)
DESPACITO & DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS
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STEP 1: START A PLAYER ACCOUNT
1. Download the free CLUEKEEPER mission delivery app on your phone or tablet--long-press an icon below and open in a new tab to download.
2. Open the app and start a Player account with a gmail address or google account that you regularly use. Note that you can create a google account with any email address. You can also play as a Guest, but this is highly discouraged—if you change devices or your phone gets sucked into the vortex of someone's asshole you won't be able to continue playing. STEP 2: CREATE OR JOIN A TEAM
Everyone must play in a "team", even if it's a "team" of one Player. After creating a Player account, you'll need to decide between creating a team or joining a team prior to inputting the Hunt Code "BIKERS" and starting the game. To create a team (of one Player) and just start playing, enter the following Hunt Code on the app: BIKERS If you know you want to be part of another team: • DO NOT enter Hunt Code BIKERS. • After you've created your Player account, ask someone from that team to add you using your username or email. • If you want to play alone, or know you want to create your own team, just go ahead and enter Hunt Code "BIKERS". Conversely, if someone knows they want to be part of your team, then after they've download the app from bikerque.st/district2.html, and after they've created a player account with a gmail or google account, tell them NOT to enter Hunt Code BIKERS. You or someone else from your team can then add them. This will automatically register them on Biker Quest on your team and they do not need to enter a Hunt Code. You (and any Players who become members of your team) then have the option of adding or removing Players from your team. Players cannot join another team themselves but must be added by a member of that team. To join a team created by another Player, ask anyone in that team to select ADD TEAM MEMBER from the app's dropdown menu, and then to enter your Player name. Note: you cannot communicate with other players through the app. All members of a team can add or remove Players from their team, including themselves (unless they're the only Player in a team). Players cannot add themselves to another team, they must be added by a member of the other team. A Player must first be removed from one team to join another one. As long as a Player is not the only Player left in their team, all Players can remove themselves from a team and can be added to another team. If they're the only Player in a team, they're stuck in that team—a team cannot be left "orphaned" with no Players. To leave or change teams, they must first add another Player to their team. After you remove yourself or are removed from a team, you also remove yourself from the game. To play again, you can either ask to be added to another team or start your own team (by entering Hunt Code: BIKERS). Individual Players do not have scores, only teams do. Leaving a team renders you pointless, and you inherit the points and progress (or lack thereof) of any team you're added to. Teams are limited to 25 Players. But we can probably increase that if you ask Agent 999 nicely. JOIN OR HOST GROUP RIDES
All live missions can be performed alone or in a group. However, group rides are favored, and significant bonus points are awarded for performing missions in group rides. Keep in mind that even if you're playing as a solo "team", you can still ride with other players in group mission rides. Join or host group mission rides on our Facebook group 
PLAYING If you're ready to ride into a graphic novel through app-driven missions, and get into roleplay as the hero biker agent you know you are, then you're ready for what we're doing here. You'll need supplemental power to play, such as a power bank, wiring harness or extra battery. Your mission delivery app and GPS usage will quickly drain your phone’s battery. You can see your and other teams' live mission scores on the leaderboard here. The leaderboard will only show a team's score. Individual Players do not have their own score as all team members' achievements are attributed to the team. However, if you're the only player in a team then your team's score is essentially your individual score. You will need cell service or wifi to use the app. The game is updated frequently. Check the app periodically for new missions. WINNING
The team (whether a solo Player or a group of Players) with the highest number of points at the close of this Campaign wins. The prize will depend on the number of players, and a gaggle of players will receive awards and biker dope. This Campaign (also called a "Hunt" in the app) lasts all year long or longer. The ending date of the game is classified, but Agent 999 informs that it has something to do with a critical mass of Operatives completing all the missions. Hell, for all we know it may never end, and we'll have you performing missions like a rodent on a hamster wheel. But guess what? You'll have a helluva time riding that hamster wheel. But our intelligence indicates that there will be an end to this game, and we will give you advance notice of it. The prizes will depend on the number of players, and a gaggle of players will receive awards and biker dope. Whether it's cash, gifts or blowjobs, and when the game ends, depends on when we get a critical mass of operatives to sign up and play. So the more droogs you get to join as Operatives, the better the prizes. And at the end of the day we reserve the right to close this Biker Quest Campaign earlier or later depending on organizational, philosophical and fellatiological needs. |
CHALLENGE OTHER CLUBS & GROUPS
Copy the official Biker Quest challenge language below and send it to the group you're challenging: You have been challenged to a no-holds-barred game of Biker Quest. I know you're scared, so I'll understand if you don't take me up on it 🖕🏼- bikerque.st You can messenger, message, email or snail-mail it, but posting it publicly on their FB wall or social media site seems to work best. 💡 HELPFUL TIP: Use this language with a rider or group you won't need to get a restraining order against. 18+ DANGER AND SEXYTIME
This game will involve risky or dangerous situations, sex, nudity, and graphic or otherwise adult scenarios and content. You must be 18 or older to play (or obtain legal consent from your guardian). If you are underage, you cannot participate in mission portions that involve drinking alcohol or performing any other unlawful activity. Motorcyclists must have a valid motorcycle license and insurance to participate. Any participant of a ride can request proof of these from another rider. You and your guests agree to take full responsibility for checking other riders' credentials and making sure the folks you are performing missions with aren't psychopaths, impaired or otherwise a danger. RULES AND SAFETY
No dumbass shenanigans, wheelies, stunts or endangering yourself or others. You should know the drill. Ride with brains, not with ego. Operatives should never perform activities that are harmful to themselves or to others. If we are informed of such a violation we may sanction you, including but not limited to ejection and waterboarding. Never use the app while you're riding, except for when you're using the gps navigation (which uses Google maps). If you want to see the navigation while you're riding, make sure you use a mount, HUD or other safe method. By participating in Biker Quest and attending any related events, you acknowledge and agree to the risks, hazards, liabilities and responsibilities of riding a motorcycle, particularly in a group—and of participating in other risky and potentially unlawful activities—and understand that they may result in property damage, injury, and /or death. You also affirm that you have read, and agree to abide by, the rules and safety requirements outlined here and on the app. You also agree that it is your responsibility to share with and inform any pillions, passengers or others with you about the risks involved, and about the safety and release of liability rules contained herein, therein, and everywherein. Exploring new locations that may have undisclosed known or unknown risks is part of your mission directive. Some of the locations you may be directed to may not have been visited by our organization. As this information is classified, approach every trip, location and situation as if it has not been checked for safety issues. Most importantly, use common sense. We strongly recommend that all riders wear CE certified protective gear and conduct all missions ATGATT. At a minimum you should wear a helmet and protective boots, pants, gloves, a jacket and armor. In addition to riding (with or without KeKe) you may also be performing other potentially dangerous activities, including weapons training, climbing, hiking wild terrain, engaging with strangers, and opening your mind. Be mindful of debris while walking. Always be aware of your surroundings, including people and vehicles. We'll do our best to warn you of dangers we're aware of. But as an operative and biker you are aware of the inherently dangerous nature of our activities, and agree to be wholly responsible for preparing for and handling any risks you might encounter. If at any point you feel unsafe or don't want to engage in an activity, you are free to choose not to engage in it regardless of what the app asks you to do. RELEASE OF LIABILITY
By playing Biker Quest, you agree to hold Biker Entourage LLC and Biker Quest's participants, organizers, volunteers, owners and employees ("Our Peeps") free from any and all legal and moral liability that may result from your, your pillions' or your guests' participation. By participating, you and your pillions and guests agree that there is no express or implied contractual obligation, agreement, or duty of care by Our Peeps towards you or any other participants because y'all recognize: the inherently dangerous nature of this activity; that you're performing it in the real world without supervision or reliance on a nanny state; and that you're a BGP (a Biker Guinea Pig) and will approach every location, situation and task under the assumption that it is a dangerous and/or untested location or activity, that everything's out to get you, and that you must exercise a heightened degree of caution as if you were acting freely under your own control in a dangerous, post-apocalyptic world. You also agree that it is your responsibility to share with and inform any pillions or guests about the risks involved, the safety and release of liability rules contained herein, and that any liability resulting from your failure to do so rests solely with you. SHARED, SUBMITTED & LIVE RIDE CONTENT
You grant Biker Quest, its participants, owners and organizers permission to freely use and share content you have publicly shared, emailed or submitted to us. When you and your passengers participate in a ride, y'all agreeing to pics and vids of you guys by us organizers and others at the ride, plus our free use of all images, including for promotional purposes and if we wanna post it on Your Mama Naked. You're responsible for informing any passengers of this. If you don't agree you must email Agent 999 at least 24 hours prior to the ride as a necessary term of your participation so we can plan for alternate arrangements. EMAIL, ACCOUNT USE & PRIVACY
You agree that your app account and submitted email may periodically be used to contact you regarding game-related communications, special event invites, and offers to procure operative and biker gear and materiel, as well certificates, awards, credentials, cyanide pills, and other items. Spam is for asshats. Your email will never be shared with a 3d party. Please note the game will have ecommerce or affiliate links to sites like Amazon and Biker Dope. Also note that your participation is always free and you will never be required to buy something to continue in the game. Agent 999: "By procuring recommended gear or any other products through the links provided, you'll be supporting our organization and your work here as an Operative." CHEATING / DOUCHEBAGGERY
This game can be cheated on because winning isn't everything. As Nun Beatrice used to say, "you'll just be cheating yourself". Plus all winners will be cavity searched and all their Mission operations reviewed. Inappropriate operative responses will be 🍆ized, and disqualification, public ridicule and/or waterboarding may ensue. 
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