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Don't suffer from Biker FOMO. Add [email protected] to your email contacts so you don't miss out on special missions, like this one...
You can assist in this process by accepting your first assignment as a Recruitment Operative for your district.
This entails using our PROPAGANDA BUTTONS, skillfully crafted by ex-Soviet scientists at our sister organization, KGBS.
Once we achieve a critical mass of operatives, we will release District 4's campaign and mission delivery app.
While our objectives in this district remain classified, I can disclose that they involve Prada Marfa, Jacob’s Well, Slug Bug and Cadillac ranches, The Groom Cross, the Stoner Patriot Peace Garden, The Alamo, Hamilton Pool Preserve, The National Museum of Funeral History, the Toilet Seat Art Museum, the LBJ Robot, the Creation Evidence Museum and, most importantly, the Beer Can House.
In the meantime, you can "play" as an operative in our live campaign by downloading the mission delivery app for District 2, Note that even though this may be outside of your geographic area, you can still score major pointage for International Supermissions and off-site missions.
You are also authorized to participate in District 2's live, on-site missions when you are in District 2.
Finally, our organization welcomes feedback from your experience downloading and using District 2's mission delivery app.
Thank you for your service.
Shiny side up and
Godspeed operative, Godspeed
Agent 999
Bikers Must Die
This entails using our PROPAGANDA BUTTONS, skillfully crafted by ex-Soviet scientists at our sister organization, KGBS.
Once we achieve a critical mass of operatives, we will release District 4's campaign and mission delivery app.
While our objectives in this district remain classified, I can disclose that they involve Prada Marfa, Jacob’s Well, Slug Bug and Cadillac ranches, The Groom Cross, the Stoner Patriot Peace Garden, The Alamo, Hamilton Pool Preserve, The National Museum of Funeral History, the Toilet Seat Art Museum, the LBJ Robot, the Creation Evidence Museum and, most importantly, the Beer Can House.
In the meantime, you can "play" as an operative in our live campaign by downloading the mission delivery app for District 2, Note that even though this may be outside of your geographic area, you can still score major pointage for International Supermissions and off-site missions.
You are also authorized to participate in District 2's live, on-site missions when you are in District 2.
Finally, our organization welcomes feedback from your experience downloading and using District 2's mission delivery app.
Thank you for your service.
Shiny side up and
Godspeed operative, Godspeed
Agent 999
Bikers Must Die
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